OK. I’ve moaned enough on here over the years about the fact that it only takes a lickle tiny bit of cold or rain for the whole nation to degenerate into a state of hysteria and panic, but it’s getting a bit ridiculous now, all this cold business.

I mean, who needs a sight like the above day after day? I can barely walk or drive on normal surfaces - this kind of thing is clearly just someone above trying to use me for some form of amusement. Thus far, I’ve escaped unscathed, so I’m the one smiling. But seriously; make it a bit warmer now, eh?