The Crimes of Josef FritzlAbout Me
Chances are, if you’re on this page or even on this website, you’ll already know a fair lot about the esteemed proprietor of My Perspectiva.Com.
If you don’t, allow me to introduce myself. I’m Matt, I’m from Worcestershire in the UK (for those of you nowhere near it, that’s somewhere roughly in the West Midlands of England)
I’m a fairly simple soul who cares for the simple things in life. This, my online home, has been created to give me a place to go, my own little virtual corner of the earth to blow off as much steam as possible, there’s another page that you can find the link to on the Navigation bar above that will give you information about this and my other websites.
In order to let you find out a little bit more about me, I’ve devised the following questionnaire that I’ve filled in as a tribute to the ridiculously stupid and repetitive ones that land in my e-mail Inbox every once in a while.
All About Me…
Name: Matt
Age: 23
Location: Worcestershire, UK
Family Status: The youngest of five sons produced by my dearest Mother.
Occupation: Press Officer, Kidderminster Harriers Football Club
Martial Status: Single, but effectively married to, my dearest Tiny (see if you can spot her) who has been by my side for a very long time now. So much so, that some folk say we’re like an old married couple - she doesn’t like that!!!
I Like…
Food: Pasta
Drink: Chilled water (Not to sound posh; there just isn’t a better way of saying ‘it has to be pretty cold, please’)
Music: My tastes are far too up and down. One day I’m listening to Take That and the next day I’m enjoying Rob Zombie. But Hard-Fi, James Morrison, Frank Sinatra, The Kooks, The Script, The Zutons, Razorlight, MIKA and The Killers are among some of my other favourites.
Film: Liar Liar
TV Shows:Lost, Match of the Day, Family Guy, American Dad, Hustle, Neighbours (sorry….!)
Sports: Football, Cricket, Tennis, Wrestling (’Pro’).
I Don’t Like…
Food: Curry
Drink: Most alcohol
Music: Lily Allen, Nelly Furtado
Film: Lord of the Rings, Star Wars
TV Shows: Love Island, Big Brother.
Sports: Golf
Truths About Me….
You’re most likely to find me: At work, about six hours after I’m supposed to have gone home.
You’re least likely to find me: In a nightclub, drunk.
I’m most likely to say: “You know, I used to be a……..”
I’m least likely to say: “Yeah, I’ll have Curry sauce on that Balti-flavoured Cheese string”
Annoyances: Liars, People ruffling my hair, people whose ‘constructive’ criticism never is, people touching my head or nose. DON’T DO IT.
Pleasures: General silliness, Randomness, Harmless controversy, A full stomach, A completed workload.
There we go, that was great, wasn’t it? Now we’re all perfectly aware of who I am and you pretty much know everything there is to know about me, I told you I’m a simple soul.
That’s me personally, professionally, I work as Press Officer for English football (or ‘Soccer’ if you wanna be all dollars and cents about it) club Kidderminster Harriers who currently play in the Nationwide Conference, the Premiership of non-league football.
Whilst you’ll find many references about my experiences with the club on a personal level, please be aware that this website is exclusively my own and is in no way connected nor endorsed by the club or the fact that you’re reading this means that you’ve looked at and agreed to the disclaimer that explains this in more detail so don’t think you can get me into trouble if I’ve been a little bit naughty on here, it’s my house and I’ll poo in it if I want to. Sorry about the visual, but it’s a point well made. I’m afraid this is just a place to allow me to let off some steam, and I’m sure we can all agree it’s something every one of us needs.
Anyway, I digress, elsewhere, in my spare time I’m a freelance writer, you can find my work in some regional newspapers and various online websites, such as Helium, Guru.Com and Get a Freelancer. Feel free to enlist my services if you want, I’m pretty good, you know.
Well, that’s me done. Have a look at what else you can find and knock yourself out.
