Pictures, Please!
Just some photos here for your consumption.

Here are a collection of my MooCows. Some hid away as they didn’t like the camera. They’re pretty cool, huh?

This little chap lives in my office at work and tried to get out of the photo call, but to no avail. Cutie, isn’t he?

Here’s a Wild Dog…. Somewhat insane. Likes the taste of exhaust fumes and the feel of said exhaust up against his bottom. As you do.

And another? No, of course not, it’s Tiny looking tiny.

Also a baby goat. How lovely.
Goal Machine

Fantastic action in the Champions League tonight, which is good considering it’s normally a bag of old shite.
I spent most of the evening watching the Liverpool game. They raced into a 3-0 lead and didn’t look at all threatened until they themselves realized that and decided t o do bugger all for about half an hour.
They paid the price in the end and conceded two very good goals as Galatasaray romped forwards; 3-2 in the end and almost the embarrassment for Liverpool of dropping two points after being three goals to the good.
Still, saw one of the best goals I’ve seen in some years from the goal machine that is Peter Crouch. He scored goals left right and centre for club and country and got dropped, which was nice.
Back in the team, he scores two just to prove he can do it, I’d like to see the Liverpool boss justify keeping him out of the team much longer!
Greatest Superhero?
Is Great Uncle Bulgaria of The Wombles the greatest superhero of all time? I think it’s very possible.
Head on over to http://ask.metafilter.com whenever you’re free - that’s just one of the many thought-probing debates going on that anyone can join in with… It’s a cool place!
I Could Walk 500 Miles…
Been music shopping again haven’t I. I’ve brought ‘Costello Music’, the debut album from The Fratellis, probably the best thing to come out of Scotland since The Proclaimers. That’ll be the best thing out of Scotland altogether, then.
They’re from Glasgow and tipped to do quite well, not that I have a clue what’s ‘in’ on the music scene given that my only adventure into music world is three hours with Chris Moyles every weekday morning. In that sense you could say I’d have Van Gough’s ear for music but, damnit, I know what I like, and I like these guys.
Every song on the album is likeable and yet everyone is different. ‘Everybody Knows You Cried Last Night’ for example isn’t usually my kind of song but they just do it so well. ‘Chelsea Dagger’ is obviously the lead of the lot and it’s a guddun at that!
Click the Image to buy it if you were already planning to and make me a few pence!
Seaside Fun…

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Had some great fun up at Morecambe today - even got to see a bit of the sea on what was a lovely day - just as well as Lordy was just about to sue the town for false advertising. As pretty as it was, the locals provided much more entertainment on the way around I have to say. Lordy and ‘Tony’ as she’s now apparently going to be called look very fetching in.. well.. whatever it was we found in the car. I did pose for a similar shot but after uploading it decided I looked too stupid.
The ground was decent even if the fans were annoying and there was bugger all legroom. Still, a good day out and fun had by all, there could even be some movement in our elite WitPo Club after some news about one of the current members.
Good to see Richard ‘Hamster’ Hammond walking up and about, too. Just don’t buy him flowers.
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