Not that you’d guess from the title or image, I’ve been watching the new DVD from Ed Byrne, ‘Different Class’.

I’ve always liked Byrne on a small-doses basis but I have to admit that his first DVD was a bit of a turn-off, and didn’t really do much for what is a pretty simple sense of humour of mine though.

It seems, however, that Byrne has matured in recent years. He’s done the round of TV appearances, gameshows etc and comes over very well, and his newest DVD offering really is good.

His chatty style makes for an easy, relaxed watch and his observational humour is really up there. He refers to his first DVD being a bit of a flop and you have to admire the way he rips into himself for it. It was, he says, out-sold by the WAGS’ DVD, which in itself is simply hilarious.

He’s honest and genuinely funny - well worth a watch if you get chance….

Just imagine my delight when I glanced at and skim-read this newspaper headline. I thought someone had finally got the to the Arsenal manager, though I now accept that ‘Widower’ and ‘Wenger’ don’t exactly look alike. My mistake.

Mind you, he’d never have seen it….

Now then. My tea is ready and I’m about to eat one of the two Lasagne above. Can you guess which one??

Whoopsie. Who’d be a billionaire golfer who can’t keep his cock in his pants?

I mean seriously, if you’re going to be rich beyond your wildest dreams and be one of the most recognisable men on the planet, it’d probably not be a grand idea to pump away with 14 women behind your wife’s back.

The divvy has temporarily given up the sport and is paying the price with many a sponsor pulling out and smacking him where it hurts.

Shame he hadn’t pulled out and stopped all this from happening!